On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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