The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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