That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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