Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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