we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
It was confusing and full of hummus
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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