Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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