shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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