that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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