That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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