But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
only if we run a train.
done.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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