I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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