Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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