I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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