Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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