Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
did i walk over a car last night?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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