Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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