why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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