i permit you to call me
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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