I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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