I am puke
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I think my moral compass just broke
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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