i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Did I show you my penis last night?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize