she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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