If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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