maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
and she was petting her beer can
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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