Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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