wakey wakey hands off snakey
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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