She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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