Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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