everyone is single if you try hard enough
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
should my penis look like a turkey
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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