your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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