she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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