I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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