Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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