i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize
