I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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