glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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