I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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