Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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