there was a trapeze. enough said
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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