K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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