I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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