He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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