That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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