he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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