right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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