I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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