shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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