from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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