haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
being pregnant is like rehab
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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