Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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