She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Quick, to the slutcave!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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